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DILBERT'S WORDS OF WISDOM...

* Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

* I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

* I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

* Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

* I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

* Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

* Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

* My reality check bounced.

* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

* I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

* You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

* Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


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